JAY RISNER | | Boring Resume
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THE Official
resume ofJay Risner


Hopes & Dreams

In the beginning

Jay wanted to be an artist.

This is like the best spaceship drawing ever. —
"It looks like... a tree... and rocks."

Jay decided that perhaps he wasn't quite good enough to make a comfortable living as an artist, and he didn't want to starve, so he dove into graphic design.

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Prologue

Jay heads to college for an EDUCATION.

I'm gonna get me an art degree...
from an ag / engineering school. —

BFA Graphic Design

Kansas State University / 1995
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chapterTHEfirst

After graduating, his first job was hiring, training, managing and working with a team of graphic designers.
He loved it.

Comic Sans!?!?
YOU'RE FIRED!

Graphics Coordinator

Kansas State Student Union / 1995 - 1998

I supervised the in-house Graphics Office for the Kansas State University Student Union, which involved art direction, hiring and training student staff, project management and coordination with other departments.

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EPISODE 3

A few years later Jay took a stab at quasi-self employment doing all manner of design.
He made some awesome design stuff, but...
he didn't really know business well enough.

— My wallet is empty and sad...
like my stomach.

Art Director

RNDG / 2000 - 2006

As Art Director I developed much of the design work for our clients: print media, web site design and web site construction, brand development, Flash media, and more. I also hired and trained staff and reviewed all staff design work.

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the SQL— ICGLink-again —

Eventually, Jay got hungry and returned to the web company in Tennessee.

He learned a lot...

"I have the utmost confidence in your ability."
What the heck am I supposed
to do with this stuff?! —

...and made some awesome designs.

"Brown!? Why are all of your designs brown?
Why would you make a lawn care site... brown?"
EVERYBODY LOVES
BROWN! ....right??
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interludethe instructor

Around this time, Jay had the pleasure of teaching at the local university.

The students have organized
and selected a negotiator.
I'm in trouble...

Kansas State University Instructor

Developed curriculum and taught:

ART DEPT CLASSES

PSD to html/css instruction for desktop and mobile (responsive). In-class critiques on students' work and art direction on projects.

ART 300 / FL 2018
ART 608 / FL 2016, 2017
ART 575 / SP 2008 / FL 2012 - FL 2015

CIS DEPT CLASSES

Intro course exploring web development: html, css, javascript (jquery), PHP, MySQL. Students built a website with a form using client and server-side validation. Data was saved to MySQL and data was sent via email. CRUD for data was covered.

CIS 125 / SP 2014, 2015, 2016
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where were we...?Oh yeah!moving on...

After many delightful years at ICGLink, but having fears the boss would retire and the new owners would sell all the cattle, Jay ventured off in search of new pasture.

Web Designer

ICGLINK / 2006 - 2015

Developed Web sites from concept to completion (graphic design and code) using Photoshop, html, css, javascript (jquery), PHP, Coldfusion, MySQL. Projects were often developed with a team of designers and programmers collaborating remotely.

  • Created client web site designs in Photoshop
  • Designed custom layouts (html, css, jquery)
  • Managed projects directly with clients to complete projects within budget
  • Developed web forms and reports for numerous clients using PHP and MySQL
  • Enhanced in-house Coldfusion-based content management system
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CHANGELOG v 20.15.7 - full stackage of the franken hydra

After this Jay accidentally stumbled into much darker recesses of the internets.

— You have lied to me for the LAST time, rubber duckie!

Through much perseverance and toiling, Jay learned many new frightening things, like Nougat Packed Munchies, elasticized searching stuff and etc.

Hey, I'm gonna Node this baby to SELECT * and return the whole table. You can sort through it client-side.

Jay's experience expanded to various recesses of the franken hydra stack and he collaborated with many brilliant engineers inside a flexible working framework thing where everyone worked hard to help each other survive the mounting burden of tech debt — whew!

He worked with amazing testers too.

Whadya mean it ain't working?
You're testing it wrong! What are you trying to do? Break it!? You know I'm fragile!

Web Application Developer

Purple Wave / 2015 - 2021

Worked with other web developers on the company's various web-based systems (node, react, angular, backbone marionette, coffeescript / js, php, perl, mysql, elastic-search (json), redis).

  • Developed Node applications / REST (usually with express.js) connecting to data in MySQL (raw sql / Sequelize ORM), ElasticSearch and Redis
  • Developed Node workers to consume messages from RabbitMQ and perform data updates
  • Developed sales opportunity React web app with Redux to manage data in numerous components and multiple Node apps
  • Created new sections (modules) of front-end facing Backbone/Marionette website
  • Utilized gitflow for management of feature branches and releases to production
  • Utilized Agile project management
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TheNeverending Story present   day

And now, sometimes when no one is looking, Jay will still draw...
and pray that he is awesome.

Now THIS is the best spaceship drawing I've ever seen! —
"Have you considered drawing trees and rocks?"

Jay is learning to take criticism.

"That's better!"
"Thanks, Jesus."